Michael's Shower Thoughts..

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who ran like this

image

dekutree:

stop it

dekutree:

stop it

darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

great-perhappiness:

"Dear How I Met Your Mother Creators,

To say I was disappointed in the series finale of How I Met Your Mother is a gross understatement. I am disconcertingly, irretrievably, unfathomably disappointed in the way you chose to end what used to be my absolute favorite television series of…

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Person : What did you think of the HIMYM finale?

Me : image

assslou:

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

what’s trigonometry

signedfury:

realest plot-twist ever.

pokemoncap:

"my ass in a net and yall makin shitty puns."