*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change
those nerds in high school who ran like this
My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John.
"Dear How I Met Your Mother Creators,
To say I was disappointed in the series finale of How I Met Your Mother is a gross understatement. I am disconcertingly, irretrievably, unfathomably disappointed in the way you chose to end what used to be my absolute favorite television series of…
Person : What did you think of the HIMYM finale?
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
realest plot-twist ever.
"my ass in a net and yall makin shitty puns."